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			<title><![CDATA[ Could this be for real? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi <br> <br>Been lurking for a while, but it's time I posted.  <br> A bit off-topic  but I'll start off with something in the news recently.  <br> <br>http://MyLongLife.com/lifespan.htm <br> <br>Seems far-out, but who knows? <br>So did space exploration 100 years ago, and biotechnology is exploding. <br> <br>Do you think this could happen? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:27:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Adult rated ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My doctor refused to give me a script for a hospital bed. I got home from having trigger point injections, and couldn't lay down flat. Even having my knees propped up with pillows didn't help.<br><br>I asked my DIL if I could use their &quot;wedge&quot;. She brought it in, with all the buckles still on it. My youngest son said he didn't want to know what I was going to do with it. My oldest told my DIL to remove the cover, since he didn't know if it was clean or not. The cover was clean,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:31:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ joke ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:13:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Drug Problems ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ DRUG PROBLEMS<br><br>  My generation just might have been lucky?<br>  I had a drug problem when I was young.<br>  I was drug to church on Sunday morning.<br>  I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.<br>  I was drug to family reunions no matter what the weather.<br>  I was drug to the bus stop to go to school every weekday.<br>  I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.<br>  I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.<br><br>  Those drugs... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 20:24:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I need a push.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.<br>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.<br>Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!<br>He slams the door and returns to bed.<br>Who was that? asked his wife.<br>Just some drunk guy asking for a push, he answers.<br>Did you help him? she asks.<br>No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring out... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2004 14:04:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Pharmacist ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Pharmacist . . . <br><br>A lady walked into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.<br><br>The pharmacist said, &quot; Why in the world do you need cyanide?&quot;  <br> <br>The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.  <br> <br>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, &quot;Lord have mercy I can't give you  <br>cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of  us<br>in jail and I'll lose my license!&quot;<br><br>Then the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 11:40:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ For Smart People...LOL!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.  A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, &quot;What's your IQ?&quot; The man replied, &quot;130.&quot;<br><br>So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.  <br><br>The man listened intently and thought, &quot;This is really cool.&quot;<br><br>Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, &quot;What's your IQ?&quot; <br>The man responded, &quot;100.&quot;... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 17:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Great Irish joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Another Irish joke.....too good not to pass on.<br><br>Mrs. Donovan was walking downO'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with<br>Father Rafferty.<br><br>The Father said, &quot;Top o' the mornin' to ye!  Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and<br>didn't I marry ye and yer husband<br>two years ago?&quot;<br><br>She replied, &quot;Aye, that ye did, Father.&quot;<br><br>The Father asked, &quot;And be there any wee ones yet?&quot;<br><br>She replied, &quot;No, not yet, Father.&quot;<br><br>The Father... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 11:36:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bears on Drugs? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A bear walks into a bar in Billings,  Montana and sits<br> down. He bangs on<br> the bar with his paw and demands a  beer. The<br> bartender approaches and says,<br> &quot;We don't serve beer to bears in  bars in Billings.&quot;<br> The bear,<br> becoming angry, demands again that he be  served a<br> beer.<br> <br> The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, &quot;We<br> don't  serve beer to<br> belligerent bears in bars in Billings.&quot;<br> <br> The bear, very  angry now, says,... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 13:35:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hell Hath No Fury... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For those of you who say hell hath no fury like a WOMAN scorned, get in the back, men can still beat it.<br><br>This actually IS true-it was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it!  Only in South Carolina!!<br><br>Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University:  This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.<br><br>He said that he wanted to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 15:23:54 GMT</pubDate>
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